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JulesRules #4 Rick loosens up

Quick wit and humor are just a part of his talents

Ricky and Julie Johnson
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Can you take a joke?

If not, well…

That’s part of the side of Ricky Johnson, Jr. that doesn’t get the notice it should. Much like his storied racketeering career. #IDLP.  Most of the time during our talks it’s the lol emoji in use. Can’t explain it or share it. It is what it is. Funny. Funny stuff, man.

So, that’s what led to today’s #JulesRules edition. A terrific Tuesday to be alive and fortunate in this great world around us just to be able breathe freely. So, hope you enjoy the #TwoFerns edition.

*EdNote: This is how the exchange began.

Okay lol
 Ricky, have you ever made fun of somebody’s name and typed them to as a joke
 ricky have you ever not listened to an elders orders to run?
 ricky, if you were running a TV network….what show would you re rerun every day
 Ricky, you like to write a lot….have you ever written anything not smart
 Rickt, i see a lot of young pictures where you had hair, what’s it like being bald at 30
 Ricky i know you like tour time on Facebook. Who is your hero here; in others words; who do you Like the most.
 Ricky, is it 50% full or 50% empty
 and, as alwas, bonus round – who would be the best to play a clown look alike for homecoming James Hodges or Steve Stokes
Reword the first question, I don’t understand it
Thanks always for your cooperation. Hope your fingers enjoy their treatment today.
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 Richard Lee Trump….ever you have been guilty of making fun of someones name for a joke…and, it hurt their feelings….
 yeah that’s a tough one; written humor is hard
#1 = Ricky, why do you walk you dog every day?
I walk my dog every day so I can keep him in a routine. The more energy he burns the less of a head ache he is.
 Wouldn’t he say you were a head ache for making him do it every day at the same time?
 do it in the Two Ferns mode, man 😛
 It is gonna take me a minute on these questions lol.
 and tying it into the debate last night
this will be interactive from here on out. So, be on you game, bro #IDLP
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The actual #JulesRules
#2   Have you ever not listened to an elders orders to run?
Yes several times. If I would have listened to my elders and done what they said, I would not be here talking to you today. If we never fall we will never learn.
#3  If you were running a TV network….what show would you re rerun every day?
I don’t watch TV anymore but if I were running a television network, I would probably re-run something like the Andy Griffith Show. I grew up watching it and as far as the positive messages and lessons at the end, we can all benefit from that.
#4 You like to write a lot….have you ever written anything not smart

Yes I have written several things that were not smart. Bad checks being one. I have to admit that in my past I used to get on Facebook when I would be under the influence and I wrote some pretty ignorant things. I actually spent a few hours about a year ago and deleted all of these posts from my old life. It was pretty embarrassing to think that is how I used to speak or act. I write things on Facebook out of emotion sometime and I have to catch myself before I share it. I have to be careful with that a lot.

#5 I see a lot of young pictures where you had hair, what’s it like being bald at 30

I don’t mind being bald. I always had thick hair until I enlisted in the Marine Corps. I could tell I was starting to get thin up top when I was around 27. I shaved my head completely when I was 32. I try to embrace what most people see as a flaw or something that is feared. There is no changing being bald so this is who I am.

#6 I know you like tour time on Facebook. Who is your hero here; in others words; who do you Like the most.

You see so much garbage and phony people on Facebook so I tend to venture toward the people who speak truth without fear. I follow a guy named Amiri King. He speaks truth on every level without discriminating. He catches a lot of hell because he is guns blazing but I respect him. He stands on what he says.

#7 Is it 50% full or 50% empty10881626_634554743317296_2933461245765124366_n

Ah man I am half full all of the time. I refuse to dive off into things never being enough or “poor me.” I never forget where I was at and I understand there are people who have it a lot worse than me and I am in a good situation. I always tell people about the life my wife and I share, “we don’t make magic but we make due. If I looked at everything being half empty, that is what would consume me. I would never have an appreciation for what is in front of me.”

Bonus #Q ~ Who would be the best to play a clown look alike for homecoming Coach James Hodges or Coach Steve Stokes?

Well considering Coach Steve Stokes’s current situation, I would have to say Coach James Hodges. James has the advantage because he already has red hair.

**EdNote: Coach Stokes was involved in a serious cycling accident over the weekend. He is home and resting and recovering. Our prayers are with Coach Stokes.

 

Ricky Johnson is leading the Life of Leisure at Lake of the Ozark with his wife, Julie, and their Mutt Mick.

 

 

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